The Airport Security Solution. But first...

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A dear friend of mine sent this to me from a friend of his. I think it will make for a great blog today, since I don't seem to find the time or energy to blog today.

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As Americans we sometimes tend to over-complicate things, instituting a needlessly complex solution to what is in reality a simple problem. Case in point...


The Airport Solution - So simple!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but instead will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. Additionally, this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift and appropriate. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers -- we now have a seat available on flight number..."